Why Mr. Oily and
Miss Salary cannot see eye to eye
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- Mr. Oily is a super rich high-flying oil barrel, err, I mean, oil baron whose idea of fun is playing yo-yo with the economies of the world whereas Miss Salary is a dainty, mild-mannered Indian lady who loves to play kho-kho.
- Mr. Oily’s investment strategy is based on one commodity - liquid gold. Miss Salary’s investment strategy is also based on one commodity - Rupee.
- Mr. Oily is slick. He makes sure that he is in demand everywhere whereas Miss Salary with her Indian values is shy. She hates hobnobbing with the general public and has her own limited circle of the lucky few.
- The dollar suits Mr. Oily beautifully whereas Miss Salary is allergic to it.
- Mr. Oily is very sensitive. The minute he is offended he acts pricey whereas Miss Salary does not let anything interfere in her line of duty.
- Behind Mr. Oily stands the Big Brother and behind Miss Salary stands the Big Boss.
- Mr. Oily claims to be the most eligible bachelor globally. Miss Salary sees herself as the most elusive Indian beauty.
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