Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Indian political dance


                                           Candi dates or hates Gandhi?


So why doesn’t Candi date Gandhi? – Here are some possibilities:

  • Because Gandhi is not worthy of her? After all she is known to love older men.. err, much older..

  • Because Gandhi does not go on blind dates? What if Candi wins him over and makes him PM, I mean Pro-Marriage

  • Because Gandhi is scared of her? Everyone male wants to date Candi who is known to bring out the ‘killer instincts’ in men who are desirous of her and women who are jealous of her

  • Because Gandhi knows that there is strong Opposition? Opposition from Home (Gandhi’s mother is overprotective) and Opposition from rival suitors.

  • Because Gandhi knows there is a strong Competitor? As we know Candi loves older men.. there is this strong competition from a certain white-haired, white-bearded gentlemen claiming to be the Father of Gujarat

  • Because Gandhi despises her? Gandhi hates the fact that Candi prefers a wrinkled bearded face to his sweet innocent one

  • Because Gandhi is impotent? Gandhi is scared his secret will be out

  • Because Gandhi prefers Cand and not Candi? Black Money Cand, Coal Cand, Telecom Cand, Chopper Cand..

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