Rahul Gandhi and famous dialogues

10 famous Bollywood dialogues that Rahul Gandhi seems to express but goofs.. or so it appears! Wily or willy.. You decide

•  When you get laughed at:

'Hason toh saari duniya hasti hai tumhare pe!'

The poor guy fumbled between ‘saath’ and ‘pe’.

•  When you are asked questions at a journalists’ meet:

'Tumhari yeh mashaal!' (I think he meant majaal!)

He loves to use this symbol.. err.. I mean gesture! But I interpret it as 'keep your midnight oil burning, my friend!'

• When mamma yells at you:

'Mi Lordess, main begunha hoon!'

Lordess??? Seriously??? I think he just invented it only for his MOM

• When you get blamed

'Mujhe qasoorwar thehrane se pehle jao unki sign le ao jinhone yeh ghinauni harqat ki hai!'

As if! Haa

• When someone else is praised

'Arre uski kya aukaad.. woh toh ek khachchar hai khachchar jise main kabhi bhi tho kar sakta hoon!'

Err.. mmm.. ya.. right.

• When someone accuses your family

'Kutte kamine main tera khoon pee gaya!' (Goofed up the tense.. it’s ok.. he is forgiven!)

I’d told the bloody media I wanted more publicity than the rest..  

• When you are surrounded by angry creditors

'Main haath jodkar aapse barfi mangta hoon.. mujhe barf kar dena..' (Won’t we just love to do the latter!)

But I cannot return your money! I was hungry..

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• When  people talk about justice

'Uparwale ke ghar mein der hai... andar nahi.'.(I think he meant dher hai andher nahi? He is too clever)

Justice will always be delayed

• When someone doubts your qualifications

'Yeh kahan mazzak hai?' (Did he actually mean kya?? I am confused!)

Everyone knows I have done Masters in Corrupt Practices

• When you are surrounded by poor people

'Jeene ke liye aakhir kya chahiye? Bas ek jhooti kasam!' (Err.. mutthi aasmaan?)

And Food Security Bill!