Rahul Gandhi and famous dialogues

10 famous Bollywood dialogues that Rahul Gandhi seems to express but goofs.. or so it appears! Wily or willy.. You decide

•  When you get laughed at:

'Hason toh saari duniya hasti hai tumhare pe!'

The poor guy fumbled between ‘saath’ and ‘pe’.

•  When you are asked questions at a journalists’ meet:

'Tumhari yeh mashaal!' (I think he meant majaal!)

He loves to use this symbol.. err.. I mean gesture! But I interpret it as 'keep your midnight oil burning, my friend!'

• When mamma yells at you:

'Mi Lordess, main begunha hoon!'

Lordess??? Seriously??? I think he just invented it only for his MOM

• When you get blamed

'Mujhe qasoorwar thehrane se pehle jao unki sign le ao jinhone yeh ghinauni harqat ki hai!'

As if! Haa

• When someone else is praised

'Arre uski kya aukaad.. woh toh ek khachchar hai khachchar jise main kabhi bhi tho kar sakta hoon!'

Err.. mmm.. ya.. right.

• When someone accuses your family

'Kutte kamine main tera khoon pee gaya!' (Goofed up the tense.. it’s ok.. he is forgiven!)

I’d told the bloody media I wanted more publicity than the rest..  

• When you are surrounded by angry creditors

'Main haath jodkar aapse barfi mangta hoon.. mujhe barf kar dena..' (Won’t we just love to do the latter!)

But I cannot return your money! I was hungry..

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• When  people talk about justice

'Uparwale ke ghar mein der hai... andar nahi.'.(I think he meant dher hai andher nahi? He is too clever)

Justice will always be delayed

• When someone doubts your qualifications

'Yeh kahan mazzak hai?' (Did he actually mean kya?? I am confused!)

Everyone knows I have done Masters in Corrupt Practices

• When you are surrounded by poor people

'Jeene ke liye aakhir kya chahiye? Bas ek jhooti kasam!' (Err.. mutthi aasmaan?)

And Food Security Bill!

Indian political dance

                                           Candi dates or hates Gandhi?

So why doesn’t Candi date Gandhi? – Here are some possibilities:

• Because Gandhi is not worthy of her? After all she is known to love older men.. err, much older..

• Because Gandhi does not go on blind dates? What if Candi wins him over and makes him PM, I mean Pro-Marriage

• Because Gandhi is scared of her? Everyone male wants to date Candi who is known to bring out the ‘killer instincts’ in men who are desirous of her and women who are jealous of her

• Because Gandhi knows that there is strong Opposition? Opposition from Home (Gandhi’s mother is overprotective) and Opposition from rival suitors.

• Because Gandhi knows there is a strong Competitor? As we know Candi loves older men.. there is this strong competition from a certain white-haired, white-bearded gentlemen claiming to be the Father of Gujarat

• Because Gandhi despises her? Gandhi hates the fact that Candi prefers a wrinkled bearded face to his sweet innocent one

• Because Gandhi is impotent? Gandhi is scared his secret will be out

• Because Gandhi prefers Cand and not Candi? Black Money Cand, Coal Cand, Telecom Cand, Chopper Cand..